Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?
They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.
Fold it in half !
Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
A: An inj-oink-tion.
He was a little shoat.
Feed it laxatives.
In the Piggy bank
Two twins make a King.
