What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

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What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

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What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

What would be the worst meal for a football wife?

OJ and Rice