What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.