What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

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What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

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What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.