What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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Why did the cow tip over?

Excellent service.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second