What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

What the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife has a point.

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Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...."

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

10 Year Jokes More 10 Year Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.