The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"
Plant its nuts.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
The punchline is too long.
If you're busted, run.
