What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

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What's an "oying"?

This joke

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?

SPD Gonzales.