What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Mitch Jokes More Mitch Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay