Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

Square Meal Jokes More Square Meal Jokes

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.