Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

Square Meal Jokes More Square Meal Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.