Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

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What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.