Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Nightmare Jokes More Nightmare Jokes

Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.