Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a hypocritical member of the church of Latter Day Saints?

an oxy-mormon. or, all of them.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.