Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

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Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.