What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

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What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

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What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.