Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

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What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

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What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

What do you call an autistic kid that accidentally ate a pot brownie?

A baked potato.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.