What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.