Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
There both just honestly happy to finish
They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
A: A baby with a javellin through its head.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
because they can't spell "read it".
A heroine addict.
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
Send them to a concentration camp!
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
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