When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

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They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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I'll look into it."

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

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I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

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Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied