Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...