Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

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What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied