What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

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What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

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What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied