Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.