Because it's the most painful day in their lives
Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
Get John Boehner to cry.
They were all born on holidays."
Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Because it was Meloncholic
Infantacide
