Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

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What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

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When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.