Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

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What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

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