Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

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What's the worst part about swim-up bars?

The watery stools

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.