How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you make a dog drink?

You put it in a blender.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room?

You dont fit in the hood kid.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

100 Baby Jokes More 100 Baby Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

Tortilla Jokes More Tortilla Jokes

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips