How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

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What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn?

A cup of decaf

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Tortilla Jokes More Tortilla Jokes

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it