How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

A: Rhesus Pieces.

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

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How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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How do you put a baby into a small bowl?

Put it in the blender first How do you get it out Tortilla chips

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it