How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

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How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.