How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

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Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

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What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

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What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.