What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

A: 10:45

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What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.