What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

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A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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Elron Hubbard

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With an elfabet.

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How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.