What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)