What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

A: 10:45

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How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!