What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

Tumor Jokes More Tumor Jokes

What did the optimistic cancer patient say about his tumor?

It's growing on me.

What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

Oh God Jokes More Oh God Jokes

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

Nice Try Jokes More Nice Try Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.