What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

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What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"