What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"