What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.