What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

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Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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Who is the most powerful ghoul?

Judge Dread.

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.