What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

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What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."