What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

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What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

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What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"