What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.