Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

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What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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Why do girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

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Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

What is the most romantic city in England?

Loverpool!