Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

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Because it was the punch line.

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He could never hit his kids.

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A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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Because Chernobyl fallout.

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By the dandruff on her shoes.

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A stick. I'll see myself out now.

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*