What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Why are men smarter than women?

They have two heads.

Corridor Jokes More Corridor Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.