What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Corridor Jokes More Corridor Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.