What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds?

You debunk it.

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

Corridor Jokes More Corridor Jokes

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)