Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

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What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.

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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?