Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

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What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

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When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.