What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

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Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

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Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

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How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.