Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes More Matthew Mc Conaughey Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

Lincoln Jokes More Lincoln Jokes

Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda