Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?

They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

Which is harder to make?

A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head