How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

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What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

What is 168?

Dinner for 4.