How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.