What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.