What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.