What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call one black on the moon?

Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon Problem solved.

What do you call one black person on the moon?

A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon *Problem Solved*

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What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

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What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony