What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.