What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

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What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

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What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.