What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

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What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

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What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.