One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.
Because slavery is illegal.
