What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain."

How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

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Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

What do you call the North Korean dictator?

Seouless