What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.