Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.