A Lot.
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
Because they had no bars on their cells!
it was repossessed
A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
A panda with a set of drums.
A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.