What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic