What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!