What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!