What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

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What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

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How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.