What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.