What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.