Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

To study abroad.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.