Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

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Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

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What do you call the study of food prices?

EcoNOM-NOM-NOMics.

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

a paleontologist.

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.