Because it's pretty basic stuff.
Because its horn doesn't work.
An on-call-ogist
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
The way they pronounce "unionized"
Because they can never be a part of the solution.
Ammonia a poor little sparrow !
