Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything