Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.