Because they make up literally everything
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.
I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.
Because they can't even.
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
A shotgun shell.
Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
The split is gonna be explosive
The crews got marooned
None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.
Marblehead
Because omg they can't even.
A chicken egg.
Literally dozens.
idk, you dtf tho
Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton
