What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

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How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.