Add 24 carrots
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You add 24 carrots.
Edible gold.
The night shift at Waffle House.
He put in 24 carrots.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
A shotgun shell.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.
What branch of government actually listens to the people?
Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.
Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.
There are twenty of them.
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
Respectacle
A: To the moovies.
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
It was leave your keys at the door.
He was always high! (I'm sorry)
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
A Dog.
The retail store
