Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

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How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

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What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

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What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.