What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

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How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different