What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

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What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different