What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

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How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

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What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.