What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

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Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing