What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

an anti-joke.

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How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

What joke did drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...