How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

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What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."